Welcome weary wanderer. Get comfy and open your fifth eye to the world beyond the mere mortal mind. Prepare your visual receptacles for assault by the most esquisite garbage imaginable. Welcome to…

BRAIN🧠SLOP

“Where the SLOP cannot be topped!”

The world’s newest home for poorly written articles about video games and other dumb manchild interests. We’ll have NEWS, OPINION, REVIEWS, and the all important MISC. We’re a head above the rest. IGN who? Game Informwhat? Peons in slop production compared to our SLOP MATRIX operating full bore 1/1 maybe even 1/2! Our news is faker. Our reviews are honester. Our opinions are dumber. That is the BRAIN🧠SLOP guarantee.

THE GOAL?

Ah well, it’s mostly just for me and some friends to goof around. Just write stuff and post it out to the void for funsies. It mite b cool to be given free stuff from companies but the MATRIX and I won’t be holding our breath.

Anyway feel free to read the nonsense here or not.

Take care. We love you.