Are your school days boring as hell? Do you want something fun to do on those classic windows machines besides fucking Solitaire? Well, we’ve got the game for you! 3D Pinball for Windows: Space Cadet (1996) is the best game since Minesweeper. You won’t believe your eyes, when you lay eyes, with your own eyes on the graphics! This game will bring a 4090 to its knees with the pure eyeballgasm inducing beauty! And you might say, but Frogmanguy, graphics don’t make a game. Shut up, this is my review.
So, now, the moment you’ve been waiting for, how is the gameplay? It’s the best fucking gameplay you’ve ever seen! Forget the arcade, we’ve got Pinball at home, and it’s better. None more wasted quarters, just launch your toaster and go to town on the hottest game in town. I promise you, you’ve never played a game half this fun.
So we’ve got ourself a perfect game, right? We’ll then, how much costs this bitch? Nothing! That’s right! It comes free with your already installed Windows ME OS. How cool is that? So don’t waste any more time reading this review, get fucking player gamers! You won’t regret it.