ADL Determines Steam is an Antisemitic Platform: Finds "Millions of Examples of Extremist and Hateful Content"; Our Expert Analyzes the Situation

Gamers don't want to be Antisemitic... they just want to have sex with Hitler.
By John Sneed |
Image of ADL playing Ken vs Steam playing Basketball in Street Fighter 6
The big fight going down on November 15th

In a hot new report, the ADL (Anti-Defamation Legume) finds “millions of examples of extremist and hateful content” on Valve’s gaming marketplace and social platform Steam. After tallying hundreds of thousands of pics of Spicy Pepe’s and Friendship Windmill “copypastas” (they incorrectly use the term to mean ASCII-art) they found Valve’s moderation extremely wanting and recommend various changes to their approach to moderating the platform.

“As ADL has said previously, Valve needs to make significant changes to their approach to platform governance both in terms of policy and practice to address the ways in which hate and extremism have proliferated on the Steam platform.”

— The ADL

One has to admire their work ethic. They had to look at over half a million Pepe pics. Impressive.

Stats from the ADL

That’s a lot of Pepes | Credit: The ADL

To better understand what this determination means for gamers far and wide we consulted our expert source on the subject: Brain-Slop friend, and longtime Jewish person Dave. This is what he had to say when we informed him of this basket breaking report:

“Huh? I dunno… that sounds kinda silly, I guess.”

— Dave, Works at Arby’s

We will keep this story updated as it continues to unfold…